So I get these e-mails all the time about new brands/clothes/styles - you name it and I get it! And every once in a while, there is actually something quite interesting. My "reporter's nose" went directly to red alert when I saw this press release about a new line from James Jeans, called the James Jeans Couture Collection. It came with an attached detailed design telling me what these "miracle" jeans will do for me:
- Contoured waistband to smooth my stomach (don't need that)
- Trimmed inner thigh (possibly)
- Redesigned pocket shape and size to slim my bottom (well, ... maybe)
- Specially constructed inner back yoke and pocket lining to sculpt my hips and bottom (yup!)
Well, hello! This sounds better than Spanx - who needs body shapers when you can fake slim thighs, butt and belly AND look good as well? ;-) And to top it all off, these jeans come in the three basic styles: skinny, straight and bootcut. So there is definitely going to be a pair that is just SO you!
The James Jeans Couture Collection will be available at JamesJeans and American Rag on December 10th, and at other exclusive retailers nationwide in January, 2012.